DAL Portal

Understanding Fail

2011-12-16T21:52:00.004+08:00

Epic Fail# 58
How do you win?

Rated F for fail

[3.5/5]

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Customer Service Fail

2011-12-16T21:32:00.008+08:00

Epic Fail# 58
Hello Shameful.

Rated F for fail

[4.5/5]

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Notes on New Site's Design

2011-12-02T23:33:00.005+08:00

Dear readers,

I'm currently changing site's design for better reading experience. ~~Default slideshow will be used but more will be added in future.~~ One thing to note that some images in old posts may not display properly, which I'm working on it now. Also I apologies for long inactive in this site, but I will update more anytime soon, hopefully.

I hope you enjoy stay in DAL Portal.

Evo

Wiki Answers Reply Win

2011-11-09T23:19:00.013+08:00

Epic Win# 57
Who you gonna call? Ghostbuster!

Rated F not for fail but win

[4/5]

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Calculation Fail

2011-11-03T21:52:00.012+08:00

Epic Fail# 56
2 x 0 = 1 and welcome to the public guys.

Rated F for fail

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How to: Organize and Group Video in iPad, iPhone and Other iOS Devices

2011-07-06T15:31:00.050+08:00

Guide on how to Organize Video on Apple iPad, iPhone and other iOS Devices

This is a small guide on how to organize and group your favorite videos in your iPad, iPhone, iPod and other iOS devices (to sort different shows and categories for example).
iTunes and iOS devices does not allow user to group their video in folders. But there is a way to sort them in "folder" by simply change them into TV Show.

Here is how
Step 1)
Make sure you have latest version of iTunes installed in your computer.
You can download at: http://www.apple.com/itunes/

Step 2)
Open up your iTunes and locate your video. By default, your video should be in 'Movie' tab.

Step 3)
Select videos you wanted to make as group and do Right-click > Get Info or Command+i (Mac), Ctrl+i (Windows).
This will bring video info window out. Go to 'Video' tab and fill your video category name in 'Show'. You can also add season number if you want to.

In this case I have Bleach episode, so I filled 'Show's name as 'Bleach' and its season number.

(Optional) You can sort which video you want to play first without renaming video. Simply go to 'Info' tab and add track number for each video.

Step 4)
Go to 'Options' tab and set your video to 'TV Show'. This will convert your video to TV Show and group your videos together.

Step 5)
Watch the magic and enjoy your grouped video.

This is what I get after I sync them to iPad

Epic Meal Time episodes sorted in order!

iPad Fail

2011-05-22T13:40:00.012+08:00

Epic Fail# 55
iPod 2?
Rated F for fail

[4/5]

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Youtube Reply Win

2011-05-07T22:46:00.009+08:00

Epic Fail# 54
Not a good deal at all.

Rated F not for fail but WIN

[3.5/5]

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Maple Bleach Side-by-side Comparison

2011-05-07T18:11:00.013+08:00

This is a video comparison between original and maple style Bleach Opening 3, 12 and 13. Video starting from 12th, 13th to 3rd, which is in order of date uploaded. Along you may find how my animation skill improves.
Video was not uploaded to Youtube to avoid any copyright infringement.

Watch it below.

Links to My Original Maple Bleach Openings

Opening 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf9IWG781oA
Opening 12: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJMOrGuZv_o
Opening 13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-90oK7s_EY

For more information about my video, please visit my official Youtube channel here.

DeviantArt: Kuchiki Rukia

2011-04-30T01:05:00.006+08:00

New art has uploaded to DeviantArt.
Kuchiki Rukia from Bleach. Based on Opening 14.

Be sure to comment my art here.
There will be watermark from now, I might remove it if I get a lot positive comments.

Maple Bleach Opening 3

2011-04-27T13:45:00.007+08:00

New Maple Bleach Opening is now available on Youtube!
Video based on Bleach Opening 3.
Song: Ichirin no Hana (一輪の花), HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR

Watch it now!

Be sure to comment, rate and subscribe to my Youtube channel here.

Darkness And Light v1.0.5

2011-03-26T12:53:00.011+08:00

Darkness And Light v1.0.5

New Darkness And Light Version 1.0.5 is out!

Note: This is a quick release to replace old buggy version of 1.0.4. Some bugs are not fixed and still remain unsolved, however most common bugs were fixed.

DAL v1.0.5 Change Log

Game Content Update
• Muted "Our Hero has fallen" sound and default texts when Hero dies.
• New Map Preview image.
• Destroyed Gatekeeper (Sentry Guard) will gives additional 10 gold every 30 seconds.
• Destroyed Barrack will gives additional 5 gold every 30 seconds.

General Changes
• Player can now select Inventory & Shop by clicking the Hero tab or F1.
• Added stairs.
• Reduced Heroes collision size.
• Increased creep's model size by a little.
• Recreated most terrain and doodads (Preview and comparison coming soon).
• Corrected Red and Blue Potion Buff colour.
• Changed Heavy Guard model.
• Changed Zombie model.
• Changed Ghoul Barrack Model.
• Changed creep's gold bounty:
Zombie - 8, 9 gold
Titan - 8, 9 gold
Chimaera - 7 gold
Chimaera (level 7) - 9 gold
Durahan (Level 20) - 22 gold
Chimaera (level 20) - 22 gold
• Corrected Potion stock delay.
• Changed Blue Potion name to Potion of Blue Coral.
• Changed Red Potion name to Potion of Red Coral.
• Added random chance of spawning Durahan or Level 20 Chimaera.
• Changed all unit's decay time from 88 seconds to 3 seconds.

Game Balance
• Reduced Gatekeeper Sight range from 1200 to 900.
• Increased Cursed Shield, Holy Shield and Blacksmith Shield Armour bonus.
• Decreased Goddess Ring True Sight Range from 400 to 350.
• Decreased Legendary Ring of Protection True Sight Range from 700 to 650.
• Decreased Tower's True Sight Range from 800 to 550.
• Increased Tower attack range from 500 to 550.
• Decreased Creep sight range from 1200 to 850.
• Increased all building's regeneration rate from 1 to 1.5.
• Decreased leather boot movement speed bonus from 20 to 15.
• Decreased Combat boot movement speed bonus from 60 to 45.
• Decreased gold bounty for destroyed barracks from 150 gold to 100 gold.
• All neutral creeps will spawn every 3 minutes instead of 2 minutes.

• Decreased vampire's sight range:
Day: from 950 to 850
Night: from 1250 to 1000

General Bug Fixes
• Fixed and increased Sanctuary slow penalty to 40.
• Fixed Time Monolith bug that causes Hero unable to teleport sometime.
• Fixed a bug where user unable to combine Aero Tower Shield.
• Fixed a bug that does not pause revived hero after game ends.

Hero Related Changes and Bug Fixes
• Decreased all Hero's movement speed base by 30, some Hero might decrease more than 30. (Based from DAL gameplay)

Veron
• Fixed a bug where Hell Meteor will stun Gatekeeper.
• Fixed Stone Curse bug which does not slow target unit when skill level is 5.
• Corrected Shadow Cloak movement speed bonus.
• Changed Deception damage, sight range bonus and duration.
• Fixed a bug where Deceptions does no effect when anti-magic potion is on.
• Fixed Deceptions bug that sometime causes no sight range.
• Deceptions casting time has changed to instant.
Level 1 - 20 damage, 20 sight range bonus, last 30 seconds.
Level 2 - 35 damage, 40 sight range bonus, last 30 seconds.
Level 3 - 50 damage, 60 sight range bonus, last 30 seconds.
Level 4 - 65 damage, 80 sight range bonus, last 30 seconds.
Level 5 - 80 damage, 100 sight range bonus, last 30 seconds.
• Changed Hell Meteor Damage
Level 1 - 1400 damage
Level 2 - 2000 damage
Level 3 - 2600 damage
• Changed Shadow Cloak backstab damage, duration and cooldown.
Level 1 - 100 sneak attack damage, last 20 seconds, 20 seconds cooldown
Level 2 - 200 sneak attack damage, last 30 seconds, 20 seconds cooldown
Level 3 - 300 sneak attack damage, last 40 seconds, 20 seconds cooldown
Level 4 - 400 sneak attack damage, last 50 seconds, 20 seconds cooldown
Level 5 - 500 sneak attack damage, last 60 seconds, 20 seconds cooldown

Terabellum
• Fixed a bug where sanctuary does not slow Terrabellum's movement speed when it is in Moon Frenzy mode.
• Changed Terabellum's model.

Ireine
• Fixed an issues where Finishing strike is allowed to click on gatekeepers.
• Increased Finishing Strike range from 70 to 200.
• Decreased Finishing Strike cooldown from 150 seconds to 120 seconds.
• Corrected Escape movement speed bonus.
• Changed Triple Knife description and stun duration for all level to 1 second.
• Changed Spell Bind effects.
• Added blood effect for Finishing Strike.

Lobelia
• Fixed Silent Flame buff icon that appear as Doom buff.
• Changed Hero class from Mage to Hunter.

Belerop
• Fixed Altar of Ritual bug that causes damage to gatekeeper.
• Changed Belerop's Altar of Ritual Aura model.

Lorraine
• Removed Aimed Shot Missile.
• Corrected Discipline movement speed bonus.
• Fixed a bug where Lorraine's Discipline can be dispelled.
• Changed Aimed Shot Damage, duration and cooldown
Level 1 - 300 initial damage, 200 damage over 4 second, 20 seconds cooldown.
Level 2 - 350 initial damage, 400 damage over 4 second, 20 seconds cooldown.
Level 3 - 400 initial damage, 500 damage over 4 second, 20 seconds cooldown.
Level 4 - 450 initial damage, 700 damage over 4 second, 20 seconds cooldown.
Level 5 - 500 initial damage, 800 damage over 4 second, 20 seconds cooldown.

Ajax
• Decreased Natural Regeneration cooldown from 150 seconds to 120 seconds.
• Changed Marut cooldown
Level 1 - 10 seconds cooldown.
Level 2 - 9 seconds cooldown.
Level 3 - 8 seconds cooldown.
Level 4 - 7 seconds cooldown.
Level 5 - 6 seconds cooldown.
• Increased Sabotage damage and cooldown
Level 1 - 60 damage on unit and 40 damage on building per second, last 10 seconds, 20 seconds cooldown.
Level 2 - 90 damage on unit and 60 damage on building per second, last 10 seconds, 20 seconds cooldown.
Level 3 - 120 damage on unit and 80 damage on building per second, last 10 seconds, 20 seconds cooldown.
Level 4 - 150 damage on unit and 100 damage on building per second, last 10 seconds, 20 seconds cooldown.
Level 5 - 180 damage on unit and 120 damage on building per second, last 10 seconds, 20 seconds cooldown.
• Increased Sabotage movement speed from 60 to 120.
• Corrected sabotage animation.
• Changed Hero class from Hunter to Mage.

Stinger
• Fixed bug that causes Seizing Rake is allowed to target gatekeeper and does not slow enemy unit.

Download
Visit Download page for latest Darkness And Light Map

Note: You must have Warcraft III: Frozen Throne installed and patched with latest patch version, else the map will not load. You can get the latest version of patch here.

Perfect English Fail

2011-03-19T22:04:00.019+08:00

Epic Fail Chapter 53
Perfect English?

Rated F for FAIL

[4/5]

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Justin Bieber's Video Dislikes Win

2011-03-02T21:00:00.006+08:00

Epic Fail Chapter 52
Rated 'F' not for fail but win

Justin Faggot?

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Comment Fail

2011-02-20T20:41:00.005+08:00

Epic Fail Chapter 51
Rated 'F' for fail

Pointless argument.

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Epic Death Fail

2011-02-16T22:06:00.007+08:00

Epic Fail Chapter 50
Rated 'F' for fail

Tire seks.

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Rageguy: Axis & Allies Board Game Rage

2011-02-08T20:55:00.004+08:00

Rageguy comic attempt #6

Out of stock, FFFUUUUU

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Source/ Idea: Axis & Allies board game by Avalon Hill
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Maple Bleach Aizen Rampage

2011-02-03T20:30:00.007+08:00

My new Maple bleach series is now available on Youtube.
Video based from Bleach anime episode 293.

Watch it now!

Be sure to comment, rate and subscribe to my Youtube channel here.

Darkness And Light SEA (DAL) Update Bypass & Watch Replay

2011-01-22T15:59:00.024+08:00

Good news for DAL fans! RailKill has finally managed to reverse engineer Darkness and Light SEA client to bypass DAL patch update. It is a good news for those who still have replay files because it basically allows the game to run and view your saved replay files.

How to bypass DAL update
Railkill has modified DAL.run and DALPatch.run files to bypass the update. Please click the link below to download these files.

Step 1 If DAL Client is not installed in your computer, please download DAL client below. Otherwise skip this step.
DarknessAndLightSEA_SetupOBeta.rar

Step 2 Download DAL client bypass patch.
DALSEA Patch.rar

Step 3 Unzip DALSEA Patch.rar and extract DAL.run and DALPatch.run into DALsea folder. Click 'yes' to replace the files. Be sure to backup the old files too!

Step 4 DAL will think it has already been patched, so it will say Patch Completed. Click 'Start' to launch the game.
NOTE: If you're using Windows Vista/7, especially 64-bit users, you might get an error saying that DAL.run is not associated with a program, or something. If so, please run it in compatibility mode for Windows XP, then run as Administrator.

Step 5 Xtrap error should pops up, click 'Start' again. (Do not click 'OK' as it will terminate the program.)

Step 6 You should able to enter DAL now, congratulation you've successfully entered the login page. Click 'Replay' to watch your saved replays. Make sure your replay file is placed in DAL\REPLAY folder in My Document.

Step 7 Enjoy your replay!
If you do not have any replay file, you can download mine below.
DAL_REPLAY.rar

Note: It does not bypass Xtrap update, but you can still enter the game though. If you like it, please visit DAL discussion forum to help RailKill "bypass" login page and Xtrap update.

Visit DAL reverse engineer discussion thread here: http://dalseacommunity.darkbb.com/t116-reverse-engineering-old-dal-client-files

Product Name Fail

2011-01-12T22:31:00.008+08:00

Epic Fail Chapter 49
Rated 'F' for fail

Let's eat UFO.

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Rageguy: Cool Kyouraku Rage

2011-01-09T23:19:00.007+08:00

Rageguy comic attempt #5

Lovely lovely Nanao-chan, FFFUUUUU

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Source/ Idea: Kyouraku Shunsui from Bleach episode 37
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Ragegirl: Gin & Rukia

2011-01-06T23:15:00.008+08:00

Rageguy comic attempt #4

Lied, FFFUUUUU

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Source/ Idea: Bleach episode 52
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Darkness And Light v1.0.4

2011-01-06T10:55:00.030+08:00

Darkness And Light v1.0.4

The new Darkness And Light Version 1.0.4 is out! We are happy to announce that DAL has finally reached second test stage. Gameplay experience and features have greatly improved as well as more bugs have fixed, thanks for the feedback in blog comment box.

Change Log (06/01/11)
Game Content Update
•Introduce the new inventory system!
•Added custom DAL loading screen.
•Dexterity point has now increases armour, 0.03 armour bonus for each Dex point.
•Removed DAL theme music to reduce map size.
•Added "[Passive]" text to all passive skills.
•Added 90 seconds countdown before game starts.
•Added Hero's movement speed check command, type @speed.
•Hero will now gain experience for each destroyed barrack.
•Additional experience is added for destroyed towers, Gatekeepers and guard towers.
•Improved Hero description with HP and MP detail.

Changes
•Player will have to combine items in their respective remote storage instead of Hero.
•Eternal Crystal will be given to storage instead to Hero after hero is selected by player.
•Increased background music volume by little.
•Lorraine, Dorothy and Ireine model size has changed to smaller.
•Improved and fixed item description.
•Improved 'Return to Base' description
•Fixed towers placement.
•Fixed gold bounty for killed creep to exact value.
•Fixed end game text, Gatekeeper killed text and reduced camera shake magnitude.
•Increased Hero stock delay from 15 to 20 seconds.
•Improved doodads and environments

Game Balance
•Increased gold bounty for destroyed barrack to 150 gold.
•Decreased all Heroes base armour by 1.
•Increased Power Shield armour from 1 to 2.
•Reduced Lorraine's Barrage casting range from 600 to 500.
•Balanced Lorraine's Aimed Shot damage duration from 4 to 8 sec, 200 damage per 2 sec, cooldown from 20 to 25 seconds.
•Decreased Gatekeepers armour by 1.
•Reduced creep spawn time from 60 to 45 seconds.
•Changed Ireine's Finishing Strike damage.
lv.1 - 1200 damage/ kill if below 1600 hp
lv.2 - 2000 damage/ kill if below 2400 hp
lv.3 - 2800 damage/ kill if below 3200 hp

Bug fixes
•Tritram Order Staff works with Darkness Player now.
•Fixed issue that creep will fall back if enemy altar is invulnerable.
•Fixed Arina's Runestone icon that appears in shortcut command.
•Fixed Ireine's Triple throw description.
•Fixed missing Twilight Sun when Terabellum is in Moon Frenzy form.
•Fixed bug that causes Str Hammer HP bonus does not work with Terabellum's Moon Frenzy.
•Fixed Belerop's Mana Reflector that clashes with antimagic potion.

Known Issues
•Tritram Order Staff INT bonus will not given to nearby heroes sometime, dropping and equip again will fix the problem.
•Unknown bug that rarely causes Veron to have 0 sight range when casting Deception skill.

New inventory system previews and quick start guide

Press Up arrow key to select your remote storage and shops. (Not recommended)
Or
Use ctrl + number to set up a control group for instant selection. (Recommended)

Select various shops in your remote storage.

Purchased item will keep in your remote storage first, Left-Click the item to equip to your hero.

Item combination only works in inventory remote storage, item combination in Hero's inventory has been disabled.

Transfer item back to your remote storage by dropping it from your Hero.

Dropped Infinite STR, DEX and INT hammers will transfer to remote storage instead of losing it.

Use command button to sell an item in your remote storage.

'Based from the item'? It should be 'based on the item'. Grammar mistake.

Download
Darkness And Light v1.0.4 Pro.w3x (Fixed error)
OR
Visit Download page for latest Darkness And Light Map

Note: You must have Warcraft III: Frozen Throne installed and patched with latest patch version, else the map will not load. You can get the latest version of patch here.

We would like to thank you for supporting DAL.

CSI Miami Meme: Captain Aizen

2011-01-03T23:33:00.008+08:00

CSI Miami meme attempt #1

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Source/ Idea: Iba Tetsuzaemon from Bleach
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Rageguy: Six Light Rod Prison

2011-01-03T21:28:00.007+08:00

Rageguy comic attempt #3

Rikujyoukourou, FFFUUUUU

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Source/ Idea: Bleach episode 52
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Rageguy: How far it can extend?

2011-01-01T01:32:00.007+08:00

Rageguy comic attempt #2

13 kilometer.

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Rageguy: Maple Bleach Opening 12

2011-01-01T00:34:00.015+08:00

Rageguy comic attempt #1

This is my reaction when Youtube deletes my Maple Bleach Opening 12

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Heaven Fail

2010-12-18T16:20:00.007+08:00

Epic Fail Chapter 48
Rated 'F' for fail

Youtube exists in Heaven too.

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Darkness And Light Image Set Download

2010-12-16T10:07:00.027+08:00

Requested by 'HatiHrvtnsn' from Chat Log

These images are distribute for those who still love DAL. Useful Darkness And Light images including Heroes, artworks, game image rips and more are now available to download. All images were taken from most DAL websites since year 2007 and early 2008.

Here are some few example images in this image set.

Download Link
Mediafire
or
Visit Download Page for latest updates

Maple Bleach Opening 13

2010-12-14T21:54:00.010+08:00

The wait is over, new Maple Bleach Opening 13 is finally finished.

Maple Bleach Opening 13

Original version coming soon
(I will upload original version to Facebook when I'm free)

All custom sprites and backgrounds are totally done by me.

Software & Hardware
- Adobe Photoshop CS4
- Macromedia Flash 8
- Adobe Flash CS3
- Sony Vegas Pro 9.0
- Wacom Bamboo Pen & Touch

It is hard to create something 'epic' like this one, that is why it took me almost a month to finish it. Imagine one month for 1:30 minutes video, that was like "ZOMGG WTF BBQ SO LOOGZ!"

Maple Bleach Opening 12 [Original Reupload]

2010-12-04T13:49:00.014+08:00

Here is the original reupload of Maple Bleach Opening 12. It will be for those who would like to watch with original song, Change - Miwa. Some video fixes also being done and details are listed below.

Maple Bleach Opening 12 (Original)

Looks like the embed code doesn't work, I will try to reupload to other site.

Video fixes

Enhanced picture quality and fixed 'pixelated' character.
Added some missing effect.
Wait, Orihime's hair is kinda bad.

Please DO NOT mirror without my permission.
Also I've been working on Maple Bleach Opening 13 and it will be coming around mid of December and possible before Christmas. You can visit my Youtube Channel for more detail about animation progress. I might also upload a preview if possible.

Bleach Fan Animation Fail

2010-12-03T21:27:00.005+08:00

Epic Fail Chapter 47
Rated 'F' for fail

Getsuga Tenshot.

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Locker Fail

2010-12-01T18:16:00.002+08:00

Epic Fail Chapter 46
Rated 'F' for fail

Domino style.

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Dress Fail

2010-11-28T20:52:00.003+08:00

Epic Fail Chapter 45
Rated 'F' for fail

Bird please.

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Source: Television
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Common Sense & Being a Loser Fail

2010-11-23T09:33:00.007+08:00

Epic Fail Chapter 44, based on chapter 40
Rated 'F' for fail

American and European will never use "lar" in their English sentences, unless they're saying different languages other than English which might included in the dictionary. Therefore, "lar" will never include in any English sentences. "lar" can be also a short form of company, organization etc, but based from the comment, the "lar" has nothing do with that. Additionally, by replying "Go kill yourself you f@g" means that this dude already failed twice.

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UAV Fail

2010-11-22T22:18:00.007+08:00

Epic Fail Chapter 43
Rated 'F' for fail

"Our UAP is all mine" ~Jimmy

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Autocomplete me Fail

2010-11-16T20:58:00.003+08:00

Epic Fail Chapter 42
Rated 'F' for fail

Unexpected.

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Download Fail

2010-11-14T21:46:00.003+08:00

Epic Fail Chapter 41
Rated 'F' for fail

Which one?! what the f***?!!!!

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Comment Fail or Win?

2010-11-11T21:44:00.006+08:00

Epic Fail Chapter 40
Error while rating fail or win.
Fail or Win? you decide!

Read according to the numbers.

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Beauty Fail

2010-11-06T14:30:00.003+08:00

Epic Fail #39
Rated 'F' for fail

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Source: Website with Ad
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Google Suggestion Win

2010-10-20T18:33:00.006+08:00

Epic Fail #38
Rated 'F' not for fail but win

Steve Jobs can present and tell exactly same slide order without looking at it for 1 hour.

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Indestructible Ipod Touch Fail

2010-10-09T10:03:00.004+08:00

Epic Fail #37
Rated 'F' for fail

"whiteandblackstudios", his youtube account name and they are fake and gay!

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Youtube Comment Win (2)

2010-10-08T23:57:00.005+08:00

Epic Fail #36
Rated 'F' not for fail but win

No comment

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Youtube Comment Win

2010-10-02T00:11:00.004+08:00

Epic Fail #35
Rated 'F' not for fail but win

Now give me an iPhone 4 and iPad

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Youtube Comment Win

2010-09-23T23:06:00.005+08:00

Epic Fail #34
Rated 'F' not for fail but win

Very true.

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Darkness And Light v1.0.3

2010-09-23T20:40:00.038+08:00

Darkness And Light v1.0.3 BETA is out!
Darkness And Light Version 1.0.3 is out. Sorry for keeping this for too long, here is the latest update of DAL due to "popular" demand I guess. Anyway below is the change log of updates and improvements of the map.

Change Log (23/06/10)
General Map Updates
•Added Anti-Magic and Dispel shortcut system.
•Changed shop location and model. Shops are located at each base.
•Added personal storage at base to keep temporary items if inventory is full. Has an ability that transfer item instantly to your hero.
•Added recipe guide shops. (Combination reference for beginners.)
•Anti-Magic cast time no longer has small delay.
•Improved Hero description with movement speed and class.
•Added text message for killed Gatekeeper.
•Added Potion STR, INT and DEX of Improvement.

New shop placement previews
Just for temporary since it is a bit similar to DotA.

Changes
•Increases movement speed of creeps and decreased collision size.
•Increases Hero's movement speed.
•Improved some Items description and corrected some text colour.
•Reduced building and gatekeeper regeneration rate.
•Reduced XP gain.
•Increases Veron's Stone Curse movement penalty.
•Changed Force name to Alliance of Light and Empire of Darkness.
•Consumable Item shop are now merged into one.
•Increased tower sight range by 100.
•Improved terrain with more doodads and more.

Bug Fixes
•Fixed Chimaera explode bug that causes damage to unit with anti-magic on.
•Fixed Ajax's Natural Shield bug that causes map to reveal.
•Fixed Infinite Hammer recipe description.

Known Bug
•Tritram's Order Staff INT bonus will not work for Darkness players at this time. Stay tuned for v1.0.4 release!

Detailed change log can be also found in map info tab.

Download
Darkness And Light v1.0.3 Pro.w3x
(Updated new map with minor fixes)
OR
Visit Download page for latest Darkness And Light Map

Note: You must have Warcraft III: Frozen Throne installed and patched with latest patch version, else the map will not load. You can get the latest version of patch here.

Google Suggestion Win

2010-09-20T22:14:00.003+08:00

Epic Fail #33
Rated 'F' not for fail but win

Oh you're a cocksucker.

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Source: Google
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[Youtube] Maple bleach 277 Soifon Bankai

2010-09-15T20:42:00.016+08:00

New Maple Bleach series is finally here! Animated based from Bleach (Anime) episode 277. Features Hitsugaya Toshiro versus Tia Halibel; Kyoraku & Ukitake versus Starrk & Lilinette; and Soifoi Bankai.

Maple Bleach 277 Soifon Bankai

After 2 weeks plus of animating, I can now finally relax and play some nice game. Everything done using Macromedia Flash 8, Adobe Photshop as well as BannedStory for all the Maple Story characters. Some custom effects are purely done by me. For more detail, please refer to credit of this video. Hope you like it.

Vegetarian Fail

2010-09-11T21:02:00.005+08:00

Epic Fail #32
Rated 'F' for fail

Fish is considered vegetable :)

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Left 4 Dead Icon Pack for Warcraft III

2010-09-11T15:55:00.037+08:00

Left 4 Dead Icon Pack for Warcraft III custom maps

Recently I have created several icons for RailKill's Warcraft III Left 4 Dead map. Since there's limited suitable icons can be found on the web so I decided to make some to help him out. His map is still not yet released since there are still many features to be added in the game, so stay tuned! More updates regarding the map can be found at his blog here.

I have uploaded the icon pack I made for open download. All icon previews are displayed in the image below.

Download

Download here via Mediafire
(Or visit Download Page here)

How to Import
This is just a quick walkthrough for experienced map maker. If this is your first time importing a file, I recommend you to visit here for more detailed guideline.

1) Open import manager and select the file which you wanted to import into your map.

2) Set import patch to

ReplaceableTextures\CommandButtons\BTNUzi.blp
ReplaceableTextures\CommandButtonsDisabled\DISBTNUzi.blp

Do these for each of the icons imported with responding name.

3) Save your map to allow icons to load.

4) Visit here if you not sure how to import.

Note that this icon pack does not include pistol and dual pistol and it is only based from Left 4 Dead 1 items and weapons. Please make a credit if you want to use these icons in your map or distribute to other websites.

English Epic Fail

2010-09-08T01:46:00.007+08:00

Epic Fail #31
Rated 'F' for fail (Evo rated five 'F' for the first time)

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Epic fail in Youtube about two people argue regarding the word 'Spelt' and 'Spelled'. Guess what, I took all screenshots before the comments deleted.

Submitted by: Evo and uploaded via Blogger Image Uploader.
Source: Youtube at here.
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Harassment Win

2010-09-04T21:36:00.016+08:00

Epic Fail #30
Rated 'F' not for fail but win
lolwut

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Source: Google
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WTF GAY?

2010-09-04T20:00:00.004+08:00

Epic Fail #29
Rated 'F' for totally out of topic

Tham Gia GAY!

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Source: Google
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Create your own Starcraft II Achievement

2010-09-03T00:53:00.003+08:00

Feel bored and wants to make your very own Starcraft II achievement? No worry, visit Sc2pod.com and create custom achievement that you like as your forum signature, blog and many more. You can type anything you want, make progress bar, pick a nice icon to suit your achievement.

This is an example of what I made

and my favorite?

[Youtube] Maple Bleach Opening 12

2010-08-31T10:50:00.006+08:00

You won't be able to catch me this time.

Reupload of Maple Bleach Opening 12, this is the third time I upload this. Swapped sound into instrumental version to avoid Sony Music Records copyright shits. It won't be good as the old one but this is the only choice now. Also, I might upload the full version to mediafire if I have time. Please do not enjoy this video, the background music is a piece of shit compared to original one in my opinion.

Censorship Win

2010-08-29T20:16:00.009+08:00

Epic Fail #28
Rated 'F' not for fail but win

Censorship win or playing with bewbies win?
Triple watermelons ohm nom nom nom.

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[Youtube] Maple Bleach Teaser

2010-08-27T23:45:00.004+08:00

Since Youtube has deleted my Maple Bleach Opening, I've decided to make another Maple Bleach series based from Episode 277. Here is the short preview. Longer version will out once I finished the animation.

Just a short note, I've switched to my new channel which the old one is not longer active due to two copyright infringement strikes. My new channel can be found here. Also full version of Maple Bleach Opening 12 might upload to Facebook.

[Notice] Maple Bleach Opening 12

2010-08-24T08:25:00.009+08:00

Alright here's the latest news regarding my Maple Bleach opening. Today I checked my Youtube account and one thing shocked me that Maple Bleach Opening 12 has deleted because of Youtube copyright infringement and I've received second strike on my account. I had moved my channel to Teh7Thingy. Old channel has not longer active but video are still there.

Premium Account Fail

2010-08-21T19:38:00.005+08:00

Epic Fail #27
Rated 'F' for fail

You will regret if you get a premium account.

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Source: Depositfiles
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Maple Bleach [Opening 12] Reupload

2010-08-20T15:48:00.023+08:00

This is just a small notice regarding my Maple Bleach video has been re-uploaded due to bad graphics and certain mistakes in the video. Sorry for the removal. Fixes are described as follow.

Please visit here for reupload of this video.

Fixes

Fixed explosion scene and rendered smaller Bleach logo.
Added light and shake effect at explosion scene.
Changed transition to 'push' after the explosion scene.
Removed some white dots on Barragan.
Added camera pan on Halibel lying part.
Fixed and added detail on Mashiro outfit.
Changed Hitsugaya and Halibel fly position.
Changed Shunsui effect and position.
Black and white scene transition speed (Ichigo hollow leg, Hollow Ichigo and Ishida stabbed) has increased.
Zoomed view on Kensei punch part.
Fixed Ulquiorra's arm.
Fixed Ichigo vs Ulquiorra speed (last scene).

Unsure upcoming Maple Bleach series

I might make another Maple Bleach animation of fight + Bankai based on Episode 277 or all Espada resurrección. Probably next two weeks if I wanted to.

Hospital Name Fail

2010-08-18T15:48:00.007+08:00

Epic Fail #26
Rated 'F' for fail

They haz bewbs!

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How to play Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty Offline

2010-08-17T14:00:00.000+08:00

Arthas or Jim Raynor?

How to play Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty offline
This is a small guide on how to play Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty offline, an amazing game developed by Blizzard. I have seen some people having troubles to playing Starcraft II without login into Battlenet. There are two ways, legally or install extra 3rd party program. Let's take a look.

What you need
Before proceed, you are required to have:

A retail copy of Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty with authentication key or digital download from Blizzard. (Please, no piracy)
Battlenet account (register here if you don't have one.)

Starcraft II installation
Skip this step if you have already installed Starcraft II.

Install your Starcraft II, you are required to connect to the internet before the installation else the installer will not starts and error message may show up.
You may prompted to register battlenet and activate game using the account, register here if you don't have one.
Installation takes about 30 minutes or more, be patient.
Auto patcher will pop up after the installation, it will connect to the internet and download all latest Starcraft II patches.
Once it is done, you're ready to go for the next step!

(a) How to play Starcraft II offline (Legally)

Now we will need to authorize game client first before it can be played offline.

To do that, simply enter the game and login with your battlenet account. Follow on-screen instruction to create a game account (if you don't have one).
Once you entered Welcome Page, hit 'menu' and click on 'logout' to return Starcraft II login menu.
Click on 'Play as Guest' (located at left side of the screen) and you're now able to play Starcraft II offline including campaign and v.s AI mode.

Note that 'Play as Guest' requires you to authorize your game client by login to your battlenet account. Offline games will not give you achievement unless you play on battlenet. The game does not come with skirmish maps, you may required to download them from several game rooms created by other player in online multiplayer mode.

(b) Another way to play Starcraft II offline

Follow this steps if you don't want to connect to battlenet to authorize game client around.

You will need SC2Allin1 legit Starcraft II launcher to launch the game in offline mode, click here to download.
Follow the installation guide on the website and be sure check out technical support if you have any problem with the installation.
The launcher will not able to run for certain people, this is probably caused by .net framework problem or install without running as administrator (Windows Vista & 7). Please check technical support section for solution.

Using this tool allows you to launch Starcraft II Skirmish mode completely without internet access or authorizing game client at battlenet, which allows you to play Starcraft II anywhere, anytime, without damaging game client. However it does not include campaign mode (for this time).

You're Done
That's all and now you are able to play your favorite Starcraft II offline, hope it helps.

Guide by Evo
Last Update: 17 August 2010
Credit to Vernam7 for Starcraft II Launcher tool.

Photo Fail

2010-08-17T01:09:00.006+08:00

Epic Fail #25
Rated 'F' for fail

Orgasm? Reaction Fail? Face Expression Fail? Surprise buttseks? Wank Fail? You decide!

Submitted by: Evo and uploaded via Blogger image uploader.
Source: Facebook, it is secret.
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Fails are not Cute

2010-08-17T00:40:00.007+08:00

Epic Fail #24
Rated 'F' not for fail but win

You rocks.

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Source: Here bitch
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Airphone 4 Review (Fake iPhone 4)

2010-08-15T01:24:00.006+08:00

Another great review by Ashens and looks like the Chinese failed once again. Features cloned iPhone scale and made iPhone-like interface and of course the phone itself is just shitty.

Ashens did quite a lot of video regarding fake products like the famous Pop Station (Fake PSP), be sure check out his channel and website as well for more interesting reviews.

Evo

Ulquiorra Epic Win

2010-08-07T14:55:00.013+08:00

Epic Fail #23
Rated 'F' not for fail but win

Seriously, it is so epic win. (Ulquiorra Schiffer from Bleach)

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Source: Somewhere online
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Zebra Fail

2010-08-04T19:57:00.002+08:00

Epic Fail #22
Rated 'F' for fail

Oh well, there's no explanation for that.

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Source: Dunno source
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Ask Fail

2010-08-03T19:13:00.003+08:00

Epic Fail #21
Evo rated 'F' for fail

I didn't know that alien hates advertisement as well.

Submitted by: Evo and uploaded via Blogger image uploader.
Source: Cocoonme
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KFC Fail

2010-08-03T16:52:00.004+08:00

Epic Fail #20
Evo rated 'F' for fail

So, that's what KFC has.

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Source: KFC
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[Youtube] Hitler is asked who is dray86

2010-08-01T21:35:00.007+08:00

I somehow got an idea to make downfall parody into Maple version. I might upload no subtitle version if the video hits around 10,000 views. It only took me about 4 hours to finish the entire video. Let's just see.

Here it is

Video deleted due to not popular and Youtube failed to relate video well.
(I will upload a download to this video, stay tuned!)

Software Used
Macromedia Flash Professional 8
Adobe Photoshop CS2
Sony Vegas Pro 9.0
Banned Story character simulator

Author Name Fail

2010-07-28T21:53:00.012+08:00

Epic Fail #19
Evo rated 'F' for fail

You can fry anything!

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Source: Google Book
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Plagiarism Fail

2010-07-28T15:31:00.004+08:00

Epic Fail #18
Evo rated 'F' for fail

You are good at copying others work don't you?

Submitted by: Evo and uploaded via Blogger image uploader.
Source: Somewhere in the internet.
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[Youtube] Maple Bleach Opening 12

2010-07-26T22:34:00.013+08:00

Another Maple Bleach series by me. Seems that Maple Renji vs Byakuya has reached many views so I have planned to make another one. This video is based on original Bleach Opening 12. It took me about 7 days to finish the entire video which is only 1:30 minutes. This is why I am a bit inactive in blog.

Here's the tough one, I have to make background and custom sprites on my own. Thanks to Wacom Bamboo Pen & Touch graphic tablet, everything goes very easily and video can be done in less than one week.

Here it is

(New video has updated with fixed scenes and characters on 18 August 2010)

Software Used
Macromedia Flash Professional 8
Adobe Photoshop CS2
Sony Vegas Pro 9.0
Banned Story character simulator

Faster System Performance Fail

2010-07-17T23:02:00.004+08:00

Epic Fail #17
Evo rated 'F' for fail

How can you say it has faster performance when system needs 2 minutes to boot up?

Submitted by: Evo and uploaded via Blogger image uploader.
Source: College computer lab.
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Hitler plans to hack wireless internet access point

2010-07-15T21:11:00.007+08:00

Hitler is unhappy about bunker's internet line. Now he is planning to hack others wireless internet access point. Will he success? Based on Railkill's Downfall parody.

About this video

Video scripted and edited by Evo.
(I will not upload Hitler rant parody to Youtube anymore since it infringes Youtube's copyright, what a sad case.)

Hitler is informed Netherlands won in 2010 FIFA World Cup

2010-07-14T18:43:00.009+08:00

Hitler is informed with a false news that Netherlands has won in 2010 FIFA World Cup. Now, Hitler is rant again because Germany did not qualify in World Cup final.

About this video

Video scripted and edited by Evo. I somehow started to make more Downfall parodies.
(I will not upload Hitler rant parody to Youtube anymore since it infringes Youtube's copyright, what a sad case.)

Hitler is informed Constantin Film will remove all Downfall parodies

2010-07-13T23:00:00.008+08:00

Another downfall parodies which not shown on my Youtube channel due to copyright infringement. Hitler is informed Constantin Film (owner of Downfall movie) will remove all Downfall parodies in Youtube, now Hitler is angry and want these parodies remain on Youtube.

About this video

Video scripted and edited by Evo. I will not upload Hitler rant parody to Youtube anymore since it infringes Youtube's copyright, what a sad case.

One thing I wanted to tell that I've created a new Youtube channel to upload these downfall parodies, however I've changed my mind since Constantin Film is very strict to remove these parodies. I will not to switch my old channel to the new one. This will only be my new channel just in case my old one gets suspended. Well I don't think so, cause I had removed all copyright infringed videos.

Youtube Video Block Fail

2010-07-13T21:34:00.009+08:00

Epic Fail #16
Evo rated 'F' for fail

It seems Youtube failed describe properly.

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Source: Youtube
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Special Fail

2010-07-11T21:32:00.003+08:00

Epic Fail #15
Evo rated 'F' for fail

Sometime internet advertisement is just too annoying.

Submitted by: Evo and uploaded via Blogger image uploader.
Source: Somewhere from the Internet
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Hitler is informed Cabal Online rant parody has removed

2010-07-11T01:26:00.010+08:00

The message spreads and Hitler is informed that "Hitler gets banned from Cabal Online" parody has been blocked by Youtube. Hitler starts to rant again because he can't watch this masterpiece anymore.

Video Detail

Video scripted and edited by Evo. I will not upload Hitler rant parody anymore since it infringes Youtube's copyright, what a sad case.

[Youtube] Split Second Gameplay Walkthrough

2010-07-07T22:58:00.010+08:00

Two new epic Split Second gameplay videos have uploaded in my Youtube channel, recorded in 720p HD. So far it is the best racing game in my opinion. You can trigger bomb, switch routes and take out opponent cars. There are also some unique game modes such as Air strikes, Survival and more!

Storm Drain

Dry Docks

My rating
Gameplay: ★★★★★
Graphics: ★★★★★
Audio: ★★★★☆
Control: ★★★★☆
Overall rating: ★★★★★

Running at
Maxed very high setting
1280x1024 resolution
Nvidia GeForce 8800 GTS 512MB
Intel Core i3 @ 3.07GHz
4GB DDR-3 RAM

[Reupload] Hitler gets banned from Cabal Online

2010-07-06T21:42:00.011+08:00

Again, due to copyright infringement Youtube has blocked Hitler parody from my channel. No worries, now you can still watch this parody in my blog. If you plays cabal online before, don't miss this out!

Please send a request message in chat log sidebar if you want to download this video. I will add a download link as soon as possible if there is someone need it.

Note
This video is free to download, however you must not sell or use it as commercial purposes. You are allowed to share or upload to different site, please do leave a credit link to this blog or my Youtube channel, I will really appreciate it.

Internet Ad Fail

2010-07-04T20:28:00.014+08:00

Epic Fail #14
Evo rated 'F' for fail

So internet will explode if I click this link?

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Source: Somewhere from the Internet
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